Cat Poop Cookies
| 1/3 cCocoa powder |
| 2/3 cButter; or margarine, or lard |
| 1/4 cHoney |
| Peanut butter chips |
| Ginger; cinnamon, and cloves |
| 1 Egg |
| 1/4 cMolasses |
| MIXINS |
| Spagetti; or ramen noodles |
| Peanuts |
| 2 cWhole wheat flour |
| GINGERBREAD INGREDIENTS |
| Grape-nuts cereal |
| Chocolate chips |
| Coconut; (tapeworms) |
| Grape-nuts cereal |
| 1 Egg |
| Corn |
| Butterscotch chips |
| CHOCOLATE INGREDIENTS |
| 1 tsVanilla extract |
| 2 1/3 cWhole wheat flour |
| 2/3 cButter; margarine, or lard |
| "puffy pastel things"; * |
| 1/2 cHoney |
Cat Poop Cookies Preparation
*NOTE: "puffy pastel things are to look like the cat ate styrofoam packing pellets-i havent tried this TO MAKE: icrowave the honey till it bubbles(about 1 minute). add the butter,(ive been told using lard makes for a more realistic texture and softer cookie) and the molasses, if any. add the egg, mix well, then mix in all the other stuff. add mix-ins of your choice to some or all of the batter. Chill 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge. roll dough logs of random length and the diameter of cat poops. roll logs in grape- nuts and bake at 350 degrees till done(maybe 10 to 15 minutes but with my flaky oven you never know). Serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat litter scoop. i hear you get lovely effects by decorating the box and scoop with melted chocolate or pudding. i imagine brown sugar might work as a substitute for the new clumping litters, but i havent tried it. this recipe worked especially well at the halloween party where the table was already decorated with plastic flies.
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