How To Bake A Cake (with Small Children Around!)

1. Preheat Oven, Get out bowl, spoons and ingredients, and Grease andFlour Pan. 2. Remove 5 crayons, 2 toy cars and One stuffed Bear from kitchen table. 3. Measure 1 Cup Flour. 4. Remove childrens hands from flour, wash flour off children. 5. Measure one more cup flour to replace flour on floor and table. 6. Put flour, baking powder and salt in a sifter. 7. Get dust pan to sweep up pieces of broken bowl children have knockedonto the floor. 8. Get another bowl, answer phone, return to table. 9. Get greased pan and a new bowl, remove crayon from pan. 10. Go look for quiet children 11. Answer phone again. 12. Return to kitchen and take greased pan from child, who flees, knockingnew bowl off of table -- again. 13. Wash floor, table, walls, dishes and children. 14. Call local bakery. 15. Go Lie down. Comments: For those of you who do the best you can everyday to take care ofyour families, and yourself. Enjoy!