Does your kid walk to the kitchen every morning like he was a member of a zombie hoard!? Well not anymore, with hot serving of Chocolate Rocket Fuel!!!
***BE CAREFUL TO READ THE INSTRUCTIONS THOROUGHLY!!***
***OR YOU WILL BE BURNED!!!***
FOR SAFETY SAKE IT'S ADVISED YOU USE A CERAMIC CEREAL BOWL FOR MICROWAVING WITH! PARENTAL GUIDANCE IS SUGGESTED! For ages 13 and under! In this recipe I'm using a 1000 watt microwave! Please careful not to overcook!
Make sure it's the largest bowl you got! If it spills over while cooking in the microwave it will make a huge mess!
1. Pour Oatmeal into bowl!
2. Spoon Powdered Hot Coco Mix on top
3. Now sift them together! Till the Oatmeal turns brown!
4. No more than 6 Mini Marshmallows! Sift those too! Maybe just 3 for kids under 8 years of age!
5. Now slowly pour in ONE CUP of water!
6.The sifting of off the ingredients with the water must be careful and thoroughly done!
NO AIR BUBBLES SHOULD BE ALLOWED!
7. Carefully place in the microwave for TWO MINUTES! NO MORE!
PLEASE BE CAREFUL TO WATCH THE MEAL COOK THE ENTIRE TIME! IF IT LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT BOIL OVER, HIT STOP BUTTON QUICKLY! THEN WAIT A GOOD 30 SECONDS TILL YOU PROCEED WITH THE COUNTDOWN!
8. Now if you've followed my instructions carefully there should be no mess in the microwave and the Oatmeal will be very hot!! If you think it's too hot, then pour in 1/4 a cup of ice water! And stir well! Its gonna look creepy to some kids I'm sure! But it food smell amazing!
Don't let the kid hold the the bowl while eating!
9. Take half a spoon full of the oatmeal and taste!
10. Watch the kid freak out in joy!!! While you look on in disapproval. It'll help them settle down before they miss their bus!
11. Watch them run to the bus in record time.
12. Time to break out the wine! :)
MAKE SURE TO READ THE INSTRUCTIONs THOROUGHLY!
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Serving Size: 1 Serving (286g) | ||
Recipe Makes: 1 Servings | ||
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Calories: 180 | ||
Calories from Fat: 33 (18%) | ||
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Amt Per Serving | % DV | |
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Total Fat 3.6g | 5 % | |
Saturated Fat 1.3g | 6 % | |
Monounsaturated Fat 1g | ||
Polyunsanturated Fat 1.1g | ||
Cholesterol 0mg | 0 % | |
Sodium 165.2mg | 6 % | |
Potassium 152.1mg | 4 % | |
Total Carbohydrate 34.1g | 10 % | |
Dietary Fiber 4.2g | 17 % | |
Sugars, other 30g | ||
Protein 5.5g | 8 % | |
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Calories per serving: 180
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